someone was asking for lists of terrible things and this is what immediately popped to mind earlier today.

taxes
cancer
anal fissures
late blight
spousal abuse
the westboro baptist church
billy corgan
dead skunk smell
breakups
stepping on a nail
tattoos of butterflies
second hand smoke
cellulite
rape
too much humidity when you’re trying to sleep
chapped lips
plaque
male pattern baldness
herpes
being laughed at and not with
loneliness
being surrounded by too many people
people who quote family guy all the time
unintentional naps
kurt vonnegut’s death
spilling food on yourself in the middle of the day
accidentally farting in mixed company
weapons of mass destruction
coca cola
monsanto
cataracts
monroe piercings
extinction
stuffed noses
misused words
obsessive compulsive disorder
wasted food
foot binding
meth addiction

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